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Bible as a Cosmopolitan. The Bible all the ladies would...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:00:00 +0000

Bible as a Cosmopolitan.

The Bible all the ladies would read.

Click for 2 more @ If the Bible was Magazines [CollegeHumor]

That’ll keep them zombies zombying around for a few...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:00:00 +0000

That’ll keep them zombies zombying around for a few hours.

(via tamburina)

What if Earth had Saturn’s awesome rings? Well…...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:00:00 +0000

What if Earth had Saturn’s awesome rings?

Well… Earth would be a lot cooler and we wouldn’t even have heard about global warming. I say bring those fuckers to this planet. We’ll go down but we’ll go down in style.

Cats do it better. thedailywhat: Internet >...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:00:00 +0000

Cats do it better.

thedailywhat:

Internet > Hollywood.

[via.]

The Artistic Fail Whale (via 9gag)

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:00:00 +0000

The Artistic Fail Whale

(via 9gag)

Tank the Lord All Mighty iheartmyart: Ethan Acres, Weapon...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:00:00 +0000

Tank the Lord All Mighty

iheartmyart:

Ethan Acres, Weapon (2009) Mixed Media, 6” x 8” x 6”

Proceed at your own risk. This ad contains finger-licking scenes...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:00:00 +0000

Proceed at your own risk.

This ad contains finger-licking scenes with elderly ladies. Which is why it’s so hilarious. But hey, you’ve been warned.

(via AOtW)

Honda Jazz - Imagination I’m a huge fan of Honda ads and...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:00:00 +0000

Honda Jazz - Imagination

I’m a huge fan of Honda ads and this one for the new Jazz lives up to the rest of the bunch.

Ad Agency: 303, Sydney

Be careful with what you post online. Darth Vader doesn’t...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:00:00 +0000

Be careful with what you post online.

Darth Vader doesn’t take jokes very lightly.

Bluetooth Hilarious Prankster Random comments, insults and...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:00:00 +0000

Bluetooth Hilarious Prankster

Random comments, insults and pick-up lines.

I think there’s a social analogy in here somewhere. (via...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:00:00 +0000

I think there’s a social analogy in here somewhere.

(via 9gag)

Jimmy Young of Bel-Air performs Live @ Late Night With Jimmy...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:00:00 +0000

Jimmy Young of Bel-Air performs Live @ Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

soupsoup:

Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young covering the theme from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Way better than I imagined.

"There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants."

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:00:00 +0000

“There are only two reasons to date a girl you’ve already dated: breast implants.”

- Barney Stinson (via howimetyourmothersource)

Sherlock’s House (via gueamu: nerdorgeek)

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:00:00 +0000

Sherlock’s House

(via gueamu: nerdorgeek)

OK Go - WTF? Another brilliantly simple concept for a music...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000

OK Go - WTF?

Another brilliantly simple concept for a music video that turns out to be truly entertaining. Remember the threadmills? Well, the guys are back.

Directed by Tim Nackashi, this is how he describes the WTF? music video concept:

The original idea was to create a video in which every frame remains on the screen, building and building. Needless to say, the band ran with the idea. The video was shot in one take — primarily using sticks and tape.

Brilliant.

That 70's Show's quotes are the best

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:55:00 +0000

Fez: Where is my frog, you son of a bitch?
Kelso: Well, the good news is I let him lose. The bad news is he hopped in front of an eighteen-wheeler. He dodged the first wheel but the last seventeen got him.

Wait for it. theduty: Craziest beard ever seen! …wait for...

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:00:00 +0000

Wait for it.

theduty:

Craziest beard ever seen!

…wait for it.

"Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is."

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:00:00 +0000

“Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is.”

- Albert Camus (via myserendipities)

The right tool is all you need, ain't it?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:50:49 +0000

Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.

Poker Face & the remix that keeps on giving. theduty: ...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:00:00 +0000

Poker Face & the remix that keeps on giving.

theduty:

Poker Faces by Half Mast/Hat

(Lady Gaga vs. Christopher Walken vs. Cartman)